She is a hot Asian babe.  She has big boobs.  She wears thongs and winks while she rubs her crotch and swishes around the house half naked with her perfume filling the rooms.  She makes you groan and moan and play with your junk while nobody is looking.  Admit it, you like Teenage Asia and ya can’t get enough.

If creeping around snapping photos of unsuspecting babes really turns you on, you may be a voyeur. Or maybe you just have a fetish for candids. If you aren’t into that stuff, then you probably won’t enjoy a website like Sedrf’s. I’ve talked with him before, but I honestly haven’t found out very much about how he does what he does. Does he have an army of photographers running around catching chicks as they have bikini nipple slips, as they have g-strings that pop out of their leggings or stretch pants? Or is it just him? I don’t know, but Sedrf you put my dick in the air, and I salute you man. Also, please take more pictures of athletic chicks like this. Thank you, signed a devoted fan.

I’m not sure why it’s so tittilating, but we all love a good cameltoe peek.  Especially if it’s candid cameltoe!  They call it cameltoe because it literally looks like the toe of a camel, or a horse, or a bear.  Think hoof combined with pussy.

Who cares if I’m obsessed over Renee Nicole?  Well, her mother might, but I’m relatively harmless so she can worry about something else.  Instead of just stopping at creating a page for her, how about if I create an entire website for LoveRenee?  Heh, I thought you would like that.

I posted about this milf way back on page 25. The gallery I created back in February is still good, but I’ll copy those photos over to the new page.  I don’t know if her name is Christy or June, but she is hot enough to give a gay man a wet dream.

An article was posted on cnn.com about female orgasms.

In case you were wondering, most females need clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm.  The clitoris looks like this:

As a side note, for a variety of reasons you can usually find big clits on fitness chicks and female bodybuilders like these:

I’m not so sure that a bigger clit means more pleasure for the woman.  It’s probably analagous to a guy having a bigger penis.  It’s probably more related to how many nerve endings are in there and how sensitive the organ is as opposed to size.

I, Bert the RegularPervert, have slept with chicks with a variety of orgasmic tendencies.  I had a girlfriend in college who was vaginally orgasmic, and let me tell you that’s a blast.  She had a success rate of maybe 90%.  She really liked being on top, which is odd since there’s really no friction on or stimulation of the clitoral hood in that position.  Come to think of it, the very first girl I slept with had lots of luck in that position too.  Looking back though, she was probably a faker and I was too green to discern the difference.

I was once engaged to a girl who absolutely positively could not come vaginally.  Even going down on her and giving her cunnilingus only had about a 25-50% success rate.  It took almost 6 months to figure out that if I snaked a finger around to tease her anus while I licked her.  Girls, make it easy on your guys and just tell them what gets you off!  What the hell, a link to anal play.

I spent several minutes researching Evita from SexyEvita to see who she is and where she’s from.  Some evidence suggests she’s European, some evidence suggests she’s Canadian.  At the very least, she appears to have moved to North America at some point and now takes her clothes off and makes us light-headed and horny with that perfect body of hers. 

Look, if you don’t know what pudenda means, look it up.  Even if you are ignorant, you can still enjoy watching Karen from KarenDreams spread herself apart with her own belt.  She looks kind of sexy in those stockings doesn’t she?

Here are 4 vids of Dani Summers with her all-natural-boobs.  Click on #3, you will spooge my young jedi.

Now that Thanksgiving is over, many of you may be wanting a little cameltoe for christmas.  I believe I can oblige:

Ann-Angel gives me quite a hardon prancing around in this little tennis skirt with those long tan legs flashing. Then she decides to pull that g-string off, and all of a sudden I can’t even type.

This chick is all about rubbing that balloonknot outside in the alleyway.  The movies seem to make you think she has an orgasm, but we all know women can fake an orgasm.  If you just buy her a gigantic vibrator, the orgasms are guranteed my bruthas.

Do you remember the first time you fingered a girl? So slick and wet and (hopefully) tight. I did my first finger job on the downstairs couch while I was supposed to be at work. The chick was lying there moaning and I had my hand up her little shorty shorts and I remember having a raging hard-on. The sunlight was streaming through the windows and I couldn’t wait to sniff my fingers. Even then I was a pervert.

I don’t want you guys to think I’m obsessed, but… maybe I am a little bit.

Introducing:  another giant dildo from FTV.

If this little skinny chick can fit that giant dildo in there… it’s gotta be photo worthy.

It’s nearly the end of Fall, but Alison Angel cheers us up with a mighty fine look at her boobs.  She does occasionally cause giant movements in my loins.

After reading this news story, I am slightly less optimistic for the future of the human race.

This dude named Marcelino Castro is a forty-two year old janitor who is married (presumably to a female), but has what can only be decribed as an unbearably intense fetish for large dildos.  When he ordered one from a sextoy shop, the fun began… Read the rest of this entry »