Uh, hey Lia.  Those look a little bit like anal beads ya got there.  Do you know where those go?  That’s right, in your anus.  Hence the “anal” part before the beads.  The swimming pool water needs to be nice and warm to relax you, and I would add a little lube in there too just to get them nice and slippery.

Watching Alison Angel use the Bissell vacuum cleaner as a dildo actually turns me on.  Does this make me sick or just perverted?  This set was posted a little while back in the members section of Alison’s website.  I’m a member there cause I’m a little obsessed.  You should see the full set, it would give a dead man wood.  She updates constantly.  I’m sure she makes a lot of money, but even so she must on some level enjoy doing twisted and wierd stuff like that or she couldn’t force herself to do it so consistently.

Maybe its Maybeline, maybe its Maidenform, maybe she’s just too sexy to stand.  Krissy Love is looking hot in this lingerie gallery.

In the news…

Teen Arrested for Raping His Mother

Albertville, Ala. — Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.  

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.

It’s a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.

“From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother,” said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.

It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim.

Authorities say Helms’ mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.

“During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son,” said Smith.

That’s when, according to the police report, the mother “tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished.”

“It’s totally sick is what it is,” said Smith.

Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother.

Smith says it’s hard to wrap your mind around.

“Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It’s just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public,” said Smith.

Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond.

The fuzzy photography and the innocent but perfect looking babe lead me to believe this is a manufactured scene and is completely unrealistic, unobtainable, and pure fantasy.  This does not mean I’m not touching myself while checking out the whole gallery and listening to Crystal Method.

She creeps around in the shadows, stripping her clothing off to reveal a pale, chiseled feminine form. She haunts your dreams until you open your arms to her nakedness, until you succumb to the lure of her lips on your ear, her teeth on your nipples, her palms on your scrotum. Then you accidentally spooge in her eye and she gets mad and leaves.

Whoa, looking back at how many posts I’ve made about LoveRenee is a little scary.  Not scary enough to keep me from looking at all those photos and stroking mr. sammy.  Anyway, the separate Renee page here on regularpervert is here.

Karen from KarenDreams has no problem exposing those nubile young breasts.  I don’t know what nubile means, but it gives me wood to see those things all perked up.

Veronica is looking hot as she spreads her legs on the stairs.  Is it just me or does her skin look perfect?  A golden hue like the wood in the room.

We all know about Paris and Nikki Hilton.  Depending on the status of their implants or push-up bras, the Hilton sisters sometimes leave a little bit to be desired in terms of their cleavage.  We’ve seen dirty vidoes of Paris slurping down some schmo’s pole, but looking at the two spoiled little rich girls, I just don’t get the feeling we’re going to get any real pornstar action out of them.  But here we have Hanna Hilton.  Not only do her boobs defy gravity, she also spreads the pink and invites us in!

Occasionally Renee from LoveRenee takes a selfpic of herself in the mirror.  You guys know I love those mirror shots.  Sometimes she does it in the bathroom half naked after one of her cam shows.  She probably needs to go to the bathroom and clean herself off after chatting with me.  I’m a filthy pervert and she probably feels dirty after talking to the likes of me.

Yummy, another side view hottie:

I like the side view on nice boobies.  Nice boobies meaning perky wants with some heft.  You get a good visual of just how those thing sit, how they would feel in your hand, in your mouth, on your nutsak.

Let me clue you in on a great sex position.  Have her lay down like the chick in the photo, stick her rump up in  the air, squeeze her legs together, and you jump on board and get the groove on.  You won’t last long, trust me, nice tight squeeze.  Also, if you’re a pervert like me, you can blow your load on her back and watch.

It’s okay if Milly Morris wants to be a lesbian.  It’s okay if she wants to suckle on her girlfriends areola while slipping her hand down between her legs and sliding her finger up into her wet, wanting cavern.  It’s okay because I know deep in the back of her mind, she is thinking “I really just want Bert The Pervert”…

Ashely Massaro is the WWE Diva.  I don’t watch the WWE, but if fitness babes like this are on there maybe I should.  Those abs look rather appealing.