Woot. Another delicious ass to snack on. I’m going to change my name to AssSnacker and start a new club call AssSnackers Anonymous.
Mandee Taylor is nice enough in this photo set to invite us into her home. She relaxes on the couch, spreads her legs, plays with her ass. Most excellent. Thank you Mandee. When you are ready for me to pay you a visit, please give me a call at 555-865-HUNK.
That is one serious lifeguard. Those are two serious buoys. Help! I’m drowning! Throw me your gigantic melons! By the way, that’s why the call it the “browneye”…
Every day, once per day, we should look at Jessica Simpson’s tits. If she ever took the money and ran and agreed to show those puppies to the world, I’m sure our fascination would fade.
I would totally inhale these boobs. They are like lovely little flesh teardrops. Well, no so little. I like boobs, maybe I was breastfed too long as a child?
That is a yummy crotch bulge Jeri Ryan has going there. Do a search, I’ve posted a few other tidbits on her…
It’s hard to ignore two naked women rubbing all over each other. If you’d rather get the groove on with just one babe, great. But would the fun factor be multiplied by two with two babes? It doesn’t really matter, I get wood just watching them, so I’m gonna post ‘em.
If you were a pretty redhead, you might not ever have to work a day in your life. You could just be a leach. You could latch on to a rich oil baron or maybe a dotcom dude, and look pretty, and spend money.
Yes, occasionally I still tell my girls: Face Down, ASS UP! Sometimes it’s a chick at the shoe store in the mall that I yell this to, and she slaps me and calls for security. But I digress. Morgan is almost for sho’ more woman than you and I could handle. She has kind of a rubinesque figure, which for those of you who aren’t French and don’t follow the arts is a nice way of saying she’s a little bit of a chubby girl.
Fred Durst sang about it, but perverts like me knew about it long before. It is the magical chocolate starfish. Some girls have a bunghole that looks like one, some don’t. Jan definitely qualifies.
What’s the difference between a dildo and a glass dildo? I’m not a girl, but if I were a girl, I’m not sure I would prefer a glass dildo. They look… hard don’t they? And those shiny chrome/stainless steel ones, yikes, looks like it would hurt a girl’s vagina. But what do I know? This blonde seems to like it. Of course, she’s getting paid to spread her legs and like it, so this is really inconclusive evidence.
I am sure somewhere some dude who owns some shares of Kleenex stock is hoping that some photos of Luna end up on my screen because it means big money for him.
Hey, I don’t make the news, I just report it. And I don’t take these news photos, I just link you to them.
Think hot young blonde in fishnets. The first thing that popped into your mind wasn’t Canada was it. But we all know those yankee slush gobblers grow ‘em hot up there. Check Sandy’s purty little nipples out:
I don’t know how long Adele Stephens has been working what her mamma gave her, but I know my Willy and I have seen her before. She is getting on up there in age, I guess she could be called mature or even a milf by now.
Whoa. This babe is hot. I’m going to immediately start chocking my chicken. That ass is one of the finest I’ve seen in awhile, and believe me I look at lots o asses. Is she Asian? Asian babes are hot, I don’t discriminate, but they give me woodies at least as often as caucasian chicks.
