I love those mirror shots.  And I love this bunghole:

I could swear that I’ve posted about Alexia Moore from CrazyBabe before, but a quick search using the handy-dandy search function over there on the right suggests I’m wrong.  Those are some crazy, in-your-face boobs aren’t they?  Yes, they are fake.  But with nipples like that, you can’t be choosy.

You have to be careful when you look at a cameltoe.  It’s a little like looking at the sun; you have to carefull not to burn your retinas out.  If a person MUST burn their retinas out, then I suppose the forcibly parted labia of a scantily clad lady would be a good alternative.  So here’s some practice:

As a general rule, Koika’s nipples rock.

Man, why did I never see any half-naked girls in the library when I was in college?  I mean, I saw half-naked girls, and I saw the library, I just never saw them at the same time.  But there was that time scooped up a few sex books while I was supposed to be studying in the library and gave myself a boner.

I’m telling you, horses will bite your nipples.  I know, cause it’s happened to me.  And my nips ain’t exactly gigantic.  This chick should look down, see those fuzzy horse lips, and immediately run like her hair was on fire and her ass was catching.  It’s gonna hurt, sweetie, trust me.

That is a helluva hot ass. Sometimes we here at regularpervert have to stop thinking about dildos and lesbians and boobs (the boobs part is really hard) and just enjoy an ass moment.

You’d hit that.  Twice.  If you could get it up that many times.

Sometimes when the babes look up at me with their eager-to-please eyes I tell them:  spread your cheeks.  Many times, they don’t do as I say because they are plastic blow-up dolls which don’t move when I command.

Mmmm, I’d love to part those long slender thighs and slide into that little wet cave…

Oh my.  It’s time to pull woodrow out and introduce him to these two soapy lesbians in a tub.  That is scrumdelicocious.  My hairy ass would look good in the tub with these two babes, don’t you think?

Sometimes I whack it to Danni Ashe.  This is just a habit I’ve formed after looking at hot babe porn for decades.  Like at least since Gore invented the internet.  I know that it’s a little weird, but you have to admit this chick may be a milf and sort of mature, but she has some curves.

Marissa Miller will one day show me her boobs, and I will stop drinking forever.

Those look like some mighty soft boobies. The thing about fake boobs is they are usually kind of hard. I know this not because any of my women have fake boobies, most of my women are skanks that can’t afford teeth much less silicone. I know this from spending my hard earned ghetto cash in the nasty strip joint down the street. When the strippers rub their tits on my ears and they feel hard, I know.

Skinny girls are great as long as they have some curves.  I don’t want no bony chicks cracking their ribs on me in bed.  So this chick qualifies as bangable… cause of the boobs dawg.  Did I mention those were some puffy nipples?

Now this lady knows how to sit on a chair.  And she also knows how to display the perfect ass that her mamma gave her.  I’d lick it, I can’t lie.  I’m a pervert.  You are too, so give it up.