I was a recent participant in underwater sex. It was not without its challenges. The young lady and myself went to this fancy resort on Mexico, and we went Scuba diving after learning the ropes very briefly from an “instructor”. The next day we had the opportunity to grab scuba gear and slip into a pool all by ourselves for a little naughty action. Let me give you some tips.
- Foreplay underwater is difficult. Think about it, you can’t really kiss her on the lips, nibble on her neck, or doing any of those activities you can usually count on to get her all rev’d up. If you’re lucky, you’ve got a gal that’s all horny and excited just to be getting the groove on with you.
- Lubrication for underwater sex tends to disappear. Even if your girl is rev’d up and horny, she may not stay “wet” for long. That sounds like an anachronism, why wouldn’t she be wet if she’s underwater? The point is, her natural lubrication will tend to wash away. But hey, that rough sex feeling ain’t so bad.
- Sex positions underwater take on a new definition. What is missionary style if you’re bonking face masks and regulators? No good. Girl on top, guy on bottom (ie woman superior position) would be great. The normally fantastic view of your girl’s boobs this offer is only enhanced by the straps she’s wearing for the scuba tank. Yum yum, watch those perky boobs wave around underwater! But it’s kind of hard to get any leverage in this position, and with your tank and everything else on you can’t get comfortable. No good. We settled on doggie style. Doggie style underwater required us to actually remove her tank and lay it on the pool bottom, otherwise it was enough for me to knock myself out on during vigorous thrusting.
- Clean-up from the underwater orgasm is best left to the experts. Ever watch a cumwad floating around like a jelly fish in a hot tub? Same thing happens underwater when you shoot your load with your scuba sweetie. You don’t want those things sticking to you because when you exit the pool and dump the borrowed scuba gear off, there’s liable to be people stirring and starting to take an interest in your formerly secret and unobserved behavior.










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