I think it’s Wednesday, but in my intoxicated and drug-induced near-coma I’m not entirely sure.  Either way, it’s a fantastic day when we can run across photos of in super short shorts and a bra.  When Mariah has her ass hanging out, time completely stops.  You know how it slows way down when Neo is fighting the hooligans in Matrix?  Well Maria can completely stop it.  Hang that ass out, Mariah, we don’t wanna get no older.