Grab it, thrust it, unclothe it. Everything Seanna from SeannaTeen does to her crotch makes me twitch and gasp. That is one lovely crotch. Her skin is so smooth, her eyes are so blue. Does she have an ounce of fat on her entire body? I doubt it. I defy you to find any. This is one girl who does not eat Pop-Tarts.
Sedrf is at it again. This time he is sneaking around some museum taking candid photos of unsuspecting hot women. This chick has a super short skirt on, high heels, and a soft sweater encompassing her ample bosom. Gorgeous blonde, Sedrf – keep it up!
How many of you have ever changed clothes in a car? I have done it before, but not in a long time. It was back when I was younger, before my knees starting creaking and my back started twanging and before I started looking like a fish flopping around out of water when I struggle to get my shirt over my head. It’s kind of like having sex in a car – there never seems to be enough room for the kind of gymnastics required to get the job done right. This photo set of Abrianna changing clothes in a car might be somewhat misleading – doesn’t it look like she’s on a big bus or something? I’m sure people passing by would take a gander at her nice rack and immediately swerve into bridge abutments and telephone poles. Have mercy, Abrianna!
I know it doesn’t really have anything to do with perversion, but all those Chuck Norris factoids keep flying around and they crack me up.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing to her and saying, “booya.”
There is no theory of evolution, only a list of species Chuck Norris has allowed to survive.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from certain death.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he responds, “two seconds till.” When you ask, “two seconds till what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can run so fast around the world he can punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity….twice.
Just to you know like tie it in with our perversion theme, I’ll post a naked picture of Sheree J. Wilson from his show Walker Texas Ranger. Well, the chick is from the show, the naked pic ain’t.
It’s been awhile since we posted anything from Ashleigh from SexyCanadianGirls. Ashleigh wrote in to ask me why I was ignoring her. There’s a saying that was probably drummed up by some wise Chinese man: the squeaky wheel gets the grease. In pervert speak, this translates to: the nearest boob gets the stare. You updated your website all the time, Ashleigh, and you hardly ever send stuff to us. So it’s your fault. By the way, we love you and we would still bang you, so no hard feelings.
These are some photos of more fitness chicks at some convention. I dig fitness babes (as you probably know by now). Veiny arms? No sweat. Wide shoulders? I can deal with it. Just give me a chick with ripped abs, muscular legs, neverending energy.
Note that these are high quality, large photos – 1424×4144 and maybe 0.5mb each.
If you were to offer me a Ferrari or say a chance to have my way with Sweet Victoria while she is tied to a tree… mmm, I dunno, kind of a hard decision. Depends on whether it was a an F355 or an Enzo or whether Victoria was…. you know, active and loud.
Who the hell is Sofia Vergara, and why have I lived my entire 78 (or is it 77?) years without having those boobs pressed up against my nose er uh via my 13″ vga monitor?
According to my expert internet reasearch assistant named Duke (also known as The Stankass Mongrel), Sofia starred in Four Brothers (a terrible movie by the way), Robots, Lords of Dogtown, etc.
That is probably some of the most serious cameltoe I’ve ever seen. This chick must be uncomfortable. Just looking at these photos makes me want to pully my pants out of the crack of my ass, even though my pants aren’t in the crack of my ass.
We are determined to only post stuff on Mariah Carey here when she is looking excessively cute or bangable or too delicious to ignore. As is the case here, where she has wandered off through the rain, leaving behind her celebrity-induced bubble of insulation and isolation, only to realize – O SNAP! I’VE FORGOTTEN MY BRA!
Sweet Mariah. If you forget your bra, it’s okay. We don’t mind. We love you, and we love your unfettered boobs. If you were the lady behind the counter at the dry cleaning place, we would be getting lots of stuff dry cleaned like all the time. But you’re not, so we have to click around regularpervert.com looking for pictures of you. If you go braless, and your boobs begin to sag, we will just use some of your money to get them redone, no big deal. So don’t fret, sweetheart.
Here’s another photo set of Little Liza. I kind of like her freckles, and for some reason those (relatively) small boobs don’t bother me at all. I like her petite little body!
Kayla from PlanetKayla is a flaming redheaded big-boob’d babe. In my current inebriated state, that was the best descriptive phrase I could come up with. I like her semi-chubby ass… makes me think of this chick I used to work with at Sam’s who like to wear garters and let them peek out in the break room while she was reading Vanity Fair.
Who here likes tattoos on their women? Raise yo hands…
I don’t know if you realized this, but bananas are very heart healthy. Also, a big banana can be very sexually satisfying. At least that’s what Tawny18 tells me. I uh will just take her word for it. I have no intentions of taking a banana up the chute anytime soon. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
