Wifey drives me crazy!  Her boobs are huge, her face is pretty, I love those tanlines.  Very sexy.  She’s been giving me wood for years now.  I remember borrowing my buddy’s computer back before I got kicked out of school, and running across a picture of Wifey getting it on with her husband, and joining her website immediately.  That must’ve been in … 1996?  What 10 years ago.  That’s a decade of taking huge loads in the eye and getting arrested for having sex in public.