Why would you marry a girl like who is a virgin and won’t sleep with you until you get married?  You know she is going to go buck wild and cheat on your ass one day.  I look at Jessica’s boobs, and I wonder if they either a) might be a little droopy, or b) might get a little droopy.  Not that it matters, I would still give her the special sauce, a little (or a lot) of the Bert the Pervert lotion.

With Jessica, I can just imagine hitting it from behind doggy-style, preferably beside a big mirror, so I could look over and see those big honkers swaying to the beat. As you know, I am somewhat famous for telling the ladies: HEAD DOWN, ASS UP.