Jaime Hammer has got some really fabulous teardrop breasts. Her face isn’t top notch, but I’m sure she makes a decent living as a porn queen. She reminds me of this chick in high school that I didn’t nail but should’ve. You know how you’re always so worried about your image in high school? That goes right out the window when you get to college. Anybody you can hook up with is fair game. Jaime, when you’re ready to hook up, you just page me on my 1980′s looking piece of crap Motorola pager!