They say drinking and driving don’t mix.  However, big tits and a dildo make a great combination.  Everyone’s favorite mature milf is back for more, this time as a brunette.  Wifey, it’s so nice to see you again. Yowza, what a rack:

Pamela Anderson will be 60 one day.  Assuming she doesn’t die from an infection given to her by her extremely wealthy and talented plastic surgeon, or an STD, or something like that.  And when she is 60, I Bert the Pervert will still drool over her.  It takes me back to the day when I was a kid with Pamela Anderson posters on my wall, stroking my 30 second stroke, and wishing for just one sniff of her shampoo.  By the way, check out those pokie nipples…

Previous Pamela Anderson posts:
Abs
Sexy Dress
Nnnnnipples
More Nipples
I could go on…

Here’s a cute amateur for us to gaze at.  She looks sweet and delicate, but as you can see from the last photo, she also knows how to be a dirty ho.  Don’t let girls (or guys for that matter) fool you – pretty much everybody gets nasty if the right buttons are pushed.  Want her to go down on you?  Only if you’re the right guy…

It’s pretty cool to watch women masturbate.  Most women do it, but only a few will let you watch.  Most are just too self-conscious or even guilty to do it for an audience of one.  I generally make this a requirement in my women – if you won’t let me watch you pleasure yourself, I’m going to drop you like a sack of taters.

As we have discussed, many women love water jets or spigots, some are adventurous and have vibrators.  I haven’t been lucky enough to find a chick with a Sybian in her closet, but I have my fingers crossed.  Also, I’m saving up for one.  I will buy many toys for it and allow any halfway decent chick who wants to to just come right over and enjoy it while I watch with beer and popcorn.

Here’s a very cute girl named Carmen who makes a serious O-face while riding the Sybian.  Enjoy that orgasm Carmen?

This is a 1224×1735 candid photo of a smiling college coed.  I like the way she’s got her little pink tongue poking out.  As far as her boobs go…I am speechless.  Absolutely speechless.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you go to college. Not to learn or get a degree. Not to drink at frat parties until you projectile vomit. But to get a chance to meet a chick like this. And if you are lucky, she will have a lapse in judgment, think you’re cute, get drunk, sleep with you, date you, marry you, divorce you a few years later, and take all your money so you can live in a trailer.

Trust me, if you don’t do anything else today, you are going to want to click on that third picture.  It is big.  It is amazing.  That college track and field athlete who is supremely fit and whoa-babe hot blows up to the size of a huge watermellon on your screen, and you get to see her running her fingers into the crack of her ass to dust the sand off from her previous endeavor.  Too bad her shorts are so tight.  Too bad she has a wedgie.

I don’t know what the F is going on here.  This chick looks like she is sitting in a grass field and singing like maybe she’s at a concert.  But she’s dressed like some wench from a tavern in Conan the Barbarian days.  Regardless of what and why, I am burning a hole in my little 13″ vga monitor staring at the cleavage she has spilling out of the top of that dress.  She is gorgeous and she has great boobs.

Here’s another WWE wrestling chick Torrie Wilson.  This girl has got some really mean looking legs.  Those quads do not belong to some fitness queen, she got those doing some hardcore bodybuilding somewhere.  Imagine how much grunting and grimacing and sweating would be needed to build legs like that.  Mmm, makes me horny thinking about Torrie in sweaty spandex.

Some Torrie Wilson photos:
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The good thing about wrestling babes and WWE chicks is that they are hot.  The bad thing about them is you have to watch wrestling to check them out.  I am indeed a loser and complete trailer trash, but I’m not so bad that I watch wrestling.

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Tera Patrick (and her cans) arrive at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Awards.  She was also known (in her pre-porn life) as Linda Ann Hopkins. Wow, I would get lost in a bosom like that, never to return to my meager life as Bert the Pervert.  Which wouldn’t be bad at all now that I think about it.

Yo, those are some mighty fine cans you have there Paige Hilton.  If I were you, I don’t know if I would be flashing on the baseball field or in the dugout.  Some baseball players are known to be steroid freaks!  They may go into a roid rage and start chasing you around with their bat.  And their baseball bat too!

I am not a Cam Whore, nor have I ever played one on TV.  I am not a sexy internet model, just a horny hairy male pervert.  But if I was an internet model, I would not call myself Poolside Giovanni.  It just doesn’t sound all that hot. Poolside Giovanni heself is very hot, but her name… eh, not so hot.

What if we all had abs that looked like Pamela Anderson’s?  Check out that first photo, is that amazing or what?  Isn’t she like 45 years old or something?  I mean, I know she goes to the Doctor about every 9 days to have her tummy lipo’d, but still…

Vintage babes are sexy. You don’t have to worry about fake boobs and plastic surgeon works of art. It seems like their boobs are sort of unique, nice shape, not melon like.

Man, this chick Alexia from CityStyleCreations is not shy.  She cracks her stuff open and shows it all.  That is quite the bunghole she has there.  Please excuse me while I uh go play a little pocket pool.

Hello little Hershey Kiss Nipple Woman.  How U doin’ today?  Depending on my mood, sometimes I like nipples like yours, which remind me of sweet little Hershey Kisses, and then sometimes I like silver dollar nipples.  When it boils right down to it, if I were stuck on a desert island with a hot babe, I wouldn’t really care what her nipples looked like when she took her top off, just as long as she took her top off!