Hey lady, nice cocktail dress. Also, nice body. Did you inherit that body from your mom?

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Not looking much like an A+ huh? It’s okay, Pamela Anderson will always be my cheerleader.

A little chunky maybe, but who are we kidding?  We would all sleep with Mariah Carey.  And her nips.  Those are worth talking about.  Those are worth looking at.  Those are also worth tweaking.  Looks to me like somebody already tweaked them.  Maybe it was her.  Was Mariah Carey tweaking her own nipples?  Making them stand at attention under that thin cotton tank top?  What a dirty girl, walking around with no bra like that.  I like it!

She says she wants a guy who will:

Pull me gently onto his face as his soft tongue pleasures me

Sounds like my kind of woman!  A great blog for a horny guy: Girl With a One-track Mind

Women love soaking in the tub.  Beware of a woman that hides out in the bathroom for too long and runs more water into the tub frequently.  You may think they are doing that to bring the water temp back up.  They may say they are doing that to bring the water temp back up.  But really they are laying under the faucet masturbating with the stream of water.  This happens all across the world.  Seriously.  Masturbating in the tub.  I’m telling you, for real.

Lana from TotalSuperCuties probably does it.  Either way, we’ll enjoy her soapy ass.

Speaking of braless.  I ran around looking, and have successfully found a blog by a bored housewife that likes to take off her bra, stand her nipples at full attention, take photos, and post them for her fans.  No, I’m not kidding.  Wanna see? Bored Housewife

Dark hair, deep stare, hot body, don’t be shoddy, come on in, we can sin, I’ll eat you, and give you two, O’s that is, don’t worry bout no frizz, just lay down, nice and round.  Amanda from TotalSuperCuties workin it braless.

Alyssa Milano certainly does have big ones.  We’ve posted about her many times, cause we like thinking about skinny girls with big boobs.  One day I will have a harem full of skinny girls with big boobs.  Alyssa is invited to participate…

Might as well post a few pictures of Jessica Simpson, especially when they are photos where we can see throug her shirt.

Ha ha ha ha.  What the F do I file this one under?  Do I have a topic for bunghole stories?  Waxing the bunghole:

You Rule, Vietnamese Waxer LadyMy regular waxer was not available and I just could not bear the wild, untamed amazon bush jungle that my, well, bush had become for another day.

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Hold on.  The night is not over yet.  Not until we see Nikki Hilton.  And Nikki Hilton’s bunghole.  It is right, and yet large.  Discolored, and yet attractive.  Let’s dream about that nether hole.

While we’re talking about Mc-Nudes, let me say one thing. Dayum, what a babe. Have you guys seen Jenya? That body is unvelievable. That’s gotta be illegal, right? Look at her straddle that chair. There are no words, we must just make them up: YOWSZ.

Jade from Met-Art is absolutely luscious. Also, she has very nice breasts. She has skin that is flawless and white like china. Not China, you know – china.

A hot babe in bed who has big boobs?  Okay, sign me up. Honestly, even an ugly chick has got a chance with a stud like BertThePervert if she a) has big boobs, and b) is in bed. Being naked in bed is like beer goggles, it makes you sort of ignore the fact that you ain’t gonna find her attractive in the morning.

To Jeff, the guy that has emailed me 43 times:

I love you man, and I’m glad you are a pervert like me.  But finding Bri’s website shouldn’t be hard. Beautiful Bri.

To go with the thong story, might as well have a few thong pics. I like candid ones, so will post these thanks to Sedrf.