Yes, as a pervert, I do many perverted things.  One of them is check out the lies and prevarications that other perverts spout off on the internet about getting laid.  I’ve copied/pasted one such BS story below:

Met a girl online and ended up doin some work near her office. Called her after work, and asked her if she wanted a lift. She said ok, I half-jokingly told her to leave her panties in her handbag, she said she couln’t but she would take off her stockings.

Pick her up, I can smell her wetness in the car. She says she can’t go home yet cause it is hours away in traffic, so we go to the office where I was working, and drove to the management parking lot. Groups of people were moving about a 100 ft in front of us, cause they have a couple of after work classes on the compound.

I started to finger her on the front seat, and she moved her panties to the side, so i could get my fingers up in her.

She was moaning, and getting wetter and wetter. She put her feet on the dashboard and spread her legs wide, she opened her bra and pulled out these nice breasts, which I smeared in her juices and licked off.

She kissed me hard, and then leaned back.

She was satisfied, but I told her I would not let her go without eating her and sticking my tongue in her hole.

She went to the back seat, and spread wide.

I fingered, and licked her, she tasted spectacular. Even my roommate commented on how good my fingers smelled later.

She came twice, squirting on my tongue, which I never wasted!

She tried to come back to front seat, but I put two fingers in her, and told her to fuck them.

She looked at me, and lifted her skirt, and proceded to bounce the fuck off my fingers, if it had been my dick, i would have cum in seconds. She was slippery wet, hot and tight.

She was groaning, asking me if I liked to watch her be a slut, and if I loved to feel her fuck the shit out of my fingers.

She came again, and staggered to the front seat.

I then started on her clit and pussy again, and she was so wet, it was running down her legs. She took her panties and rubbed them on her pussy till they were literally dripping juice, and put them in her mouth sucking them.

“Look how fucking wet you making me, look what you’re making me do”
She then leaned over, unzipped my jeans, looked into my eyes and said ” I love the size,” before deep-throating my cock.

My phone rang, it was roommate.  I gave him the blow-by-blow and promised to be home soon.

The Woman was muttering some of the most sexual, dirty, nasty, depraved stuff I have heard from any woman (barring none ).

Then of course, time had flown by and some people who were there for classes started filing out, and we had to cut it short cause people started to drift over, and it was getting late.

She called me about an hour later to say she could still feel everythng like I was still there with her.

Next morning she calls saying she wanted to stay home from work and fuck me the whole day. (btw) She is one of those work 7 days a week workaholics LOL.

Wish I had gotten a chance to fuck her…..