Wow, I almost forgot I was supposed to update the post from that amateur milf. Did you notice she has some veins on her nipples? That’s okay, we’d overlook that and nail her anyway. She could probably teach us a thing or two in bed based on her wealth of experience.

I had a bad dream about an old girlfriend last night.  I dreamed that I suspected she was cheating on me and I was conflicted about how to catch her and deal with it.  In the meantime, I was trying to get laid regularly (of course).  But she thought that I thought that she was cheating on me, so things weren’t going too well.  So she like bit my johnson while giving me oral, and then we went to a baseball game with her family and I had to try and pretend we were getting along even though she was cheating on me and had just tried to pull a Lorena Bobbitt and give me a penectomy.

There is a lesson to be learned here.  Not only are girlfriends very stressful, even ex-girlfriends can be very stressful.

That is quite a head of blonde hair… Stacy from Mc-Nudes.

Is this really a prom picture of Kelly Pickler from American Idol?  Damn, that is one low cut dress on the bottom.  She must’ve shaved down to just a little landing strip just to keep the fuzz from prickling her prom date’s trousers!

I know how you perverts love a good sex story.  Vorascious readers aren’t you?  Here’s a swimming pool sex story…

When I was in college, my girlfriend’s home was a couple of hours from campus.  I didn’t particularly like visiting with her parents, but they did have nice crib, a well-stocked beer fridge, and an awesome swimming pool in the back yard.

Her parents were not particularly hip, so even though we had been dating a few months and practically lived together on campus, they always insisted we sleep in seperate bedrooms when we came to visit for the weekend.  Partly because this deprived me of my regular weekend lays, and partly because it was so forbidden, I generally walked around the whole weekend a total hornball desperate to get some action.  It didn’t help that my girlfriend was rather busty, and prone to spending all day every day popping out of her bikini top and rubbing suntan lotion all over those beautiful boobs.

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Kara certainly does have a big, all-natural rack.  Clearly, experts like us can check out boobs like these and know instantaneously that they are squashable and real.  Loving the handbra, Kara.  Nice little brown nipples for Bert to stare at…

For you close followers of my perverted trail, you’ll notice we last saw an appearance from Kara on Page 23 (spilling out of her top).

Dani from Dream of Dani is pretty much a shoe-in for my “I’d Hit It” list.  That list is populated with various and sundry babes, skanks, and ho’s.  More importantly, I am able to generate, for any given girl on the list, photos for you guys to slurp over.

Listen, if you are Pamela Anderson, and you’ve done like nineteen different Playboy spreads, and everyone in the entire universe has seen you going down on Tommy in a boat because somebody “stole” the sex tape out of your house, you are not white-knuckled and nervous about a few nipple flashes.  In fact, you might be inclined to select not only a sheer white shirt, but also a sheer white bra from your closet and wear those to your favorite streetcorner or restaurant.  Uh, as we see here. At least she isn’t braless, right?

Okay, I think I fixed the blog.  Reminder: I’m a pervert, not an IT guru.

I hate to broach this topic with you my fellow perverts, but I have to open it up for discussion.

We’re all familiar with thong underwear.  The mighty thong and g-string have captured my fancy since long before I got hair on my nether regions.  The question is, should guys wear thongs?  Guys in thongs… gross or acceptable?

Now, I understand that most of us aren’t gay, and regardless of the answer to the thong question, our preference is to NOT see guys in thongs.  I mean, when I’m in the locker room,  I generally avert my eyes and try to avoid looking at guys in their underwear.  I’m not so sure what I would do if I saw a guy in the locker room wearing a thong (let’s just say it doesn’t happen that often), I would probably kind of stare in shock rather than curiousity or perversion.

But I have to admit, a perverted chick once convinced me to wear this little man-thong she had bought at one store or another.  She thought it looked sexy, even though it was sort of a marble pouch that refused to contain my unit once she started doing her dirty dance and arousing the anaconda.  I do hereby swear that I’ve never worn a man-thong since then.  But…if you tell anybody this I’ll deny it:  it was F’ing comfortable.

So tell me what you think.  Should guys wear thongs?

This chick needs her own website.  I got bunches of photos of her to post, so maybe I’ll split them up over a couple of days.  Here’s 11 (click KEEP READING to see all 11)…

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Might as well check out Tara Reid’s nipples…

Speaking of braless, you can always count on Britney Spears to bounce around with no bra.  Makes you wonder if she grew up in a trailer park with no shoes.  Not that I mind.  One of my ho’s lives in a trailer park, and she keeps the place really clean.  Uh, sorry, I digress.  Back to looking at Britney’s nipples poking through that shirt…

This news blurb says some gibberish about fashions and modelling and blah-blah-blah, but I mostly noticed the braless chick with the nips.  Know whatImean?

Renee is quite possibly my ultimate dream babe.  I know, I know.  I say that about somebody new once a week.  But this time, no fooling around.  She is not only a 10+ on a scale of 1-10, she not only has massive hooters, she is not only blonde and young and orgasmic, she also likes to take mirror pictures.  We alllll know how much I drool over damn mirror pictures.  So I’m a freak, what can I say. (click more to see all 12 photos)

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Despite the fact that I posted about Beautiful Bri last Wednesday, I am still thinking about her.  I can sort of imagine just how her skin smells.  Good thing she refused to go on a date with me that time I asked.  I might’ve devloped some type of unhealthy fixation.  One that involved me touching myself all the time and sending her a card in the mail for every holiday, even April Fools.  I’ve heard Bri swings both ways, but I would be happy if she would just swing my way.