Hear-ye hear-ye, this regal annoucement is targeting a true cameltoe.  By true cameltoe, I mean a cameltoe that looks like a freaking camel’s toe perched on this young blondie’s pudenda.  That is some wacky stuff. 

Do you think when she was young and had to get undressed and showered in gym class, that she was really shy and self-conscious about that enourmous pouty set of lips?  I mean, it is really prominent, look at that!  Now here she is, making money selling her stuff to perverts like you and I.  Ahhh, such is life.