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Tuesday February 28th, 2006 7:42 pm

Selena Spice - Assing it Up in a G-String

Selena must get frequent touch up’s from a plastic surgeon.  Look at that bootie!  There’s no way that is just a gift from god.  She has had that thing plumped and pared and shifted.  Wouldn’t you like to be her ass surgeon.  All those nurses and assistants in the room, and he’s bent over Selena’s ass for 3 hours with her knocked completely unconcious thinking “Ungh.  Owwww.  Gotta touch the ass.  Gotta molest the ass.  Doh!  People watching!”

Tuesday February 28th, 2006 6:33 pm

Asian Amateur

Asian amateurs, as a general rule, tend to give me a good solid Woodrow.  Let’s assume this young lady is Japanese…

 

What would make her take pictures of herself half naked in the mirror? Does she do this because she is horny? Does she do this because she is drunk or high? Does she do this because her Japanese boyfriend is insisting that she do it? Hmmm, probably the latter.


Tuesday February 28th, 2006 6:24 pm

True Cameltoe

Hear-ye hear-ye, this regal annoucement is targeting a true cameltoe.  By true cameltoe, I mean a cameltoe that looks like a freaking camel’s toe perched on this young blondie’s pudenda.  That is some wacky stuff. 

Do you think when she was young and had to get undressed and showered in gym class, that she was really shy and self-conscious about that enourmous pouty set of lips?  I mean, it is really prominent, look at that!  Now here she is, making money selling her stuff to perverts like you and I.  Ahhh, such is life.

Tuesday February 28th, 2006 1:42 pm

Cute Chloe

  Cute Chloe is suh-weet looking. That ass is definitely edible. If you’re into that kind of thing I mean.

Tuesday February 28th, 2006 12:40 pm

Little Liza

Little Liza is like whoa-hot.  Looking at her makes you feel just a little bit naughty.  She looks kind of young and innocent.  Her tight little body makes me stare kinda like a fat kid walking by the donut shop.

Tuesday February 28th, 2006 12:27 pm

New Format

I’m going to try a new format for our updates… let me know if you like it.

The ”old” index page is HERE.

The “old” archives page is HERE